Wacky Laws

Inte­res­t­ing read these days and found out about some inte­res­t­ing ‘wacky laws’ …

Sturgeon’s Rele­va­tion: This was (is) also cal­led ‘Sturgoen’s Law’ by many. It says: “90% of ever­y­thing is crap.” This one is my favo­rite and the­r­e­fore used as a slo­gan on this blog. A look at the magic mar­ket­place and self-publi­shing domi­na­ted magi­cal world as we have it today will show that no fur­ther proof is necessary …

Skitt’s Law: “Any post cor­rec­ting an error in ano­ther post will con­tain at least one error its­elf.” Could trans­form into: “Any magi­cian cor­rec­ting ano­ther magician’s per­for­mance will have at least one error in his own per­for­mance as well.”

Clarke’s Second Law: “The only way of dis­co­ve­ring the limits of the pos­si­ble is to ven­ture a little way past them into the impos­si­ble.” Not­hing to add.

Fred Brooks’ Law: “Adding man­power to a late soft­ware pro­ject makes it later.” How true! I once accepted a job for crea­ting a show for someone. When the time for the pre­miere came, and not­hing really was ready, the guy hired even more peo­ple into the pro­ject — the result being ever­y­thing slo­wing down even more.

Parkinson’s Law: “Work expands so as to fill the time available for its com­ple­tion.” Ever mas­te­red a trick or sleight in short time? Really?

Reilly’s Law: “Shop­pers usually visit the lar­gest mall in their region.” No won­der com­pa­nies like Pen­guin­ma­gic, Vanis­hin­gin­c­ma­gic or Alakazam Magic make some huge business …