Kill With Magic

In recent years, there seems to have been a trend in the magic of adver­ti­sing: the way in which adver­ti­sing copy is worded. More and more often we read words and sen­ten­ces like these:

“This will fry your brain!”

“This is a kil­ler effect!”

“Des­troy them with this!”

“This will leave your audi­ence com­ple­tely devastated!”

“This is magic that will kill any audience!”

You know it, you’ve read it. But then — have you taken the time to think about it? What are adver­ti­sers try­ing to tell us? Become kil­lers? Brain fry­ers? How strange!

Magic is sup­po­sed to be enter­tain­ment. To make peo­ple laugh, to show them a good time. And, of course, to show them things they can’t explain, so they can be foo­led or decei­ved. Some little mira­cles. But to “kill” them?

You might dis­miss this rambling as irrele­vant. Unfort­u­na­tely, I see more and more of the youn­ger gene­ra­tion tal­king (and per­haps thin­king) like this when dis­cus­sing their rou­ti­nes with their mates:

“Yeah, I’m tel­ling you — use that move and you’ll kill them!”

“Hey buddy, that move is a killer.”

“I did that last night and, man, I crus­hed them!”

“Hahaha … I fried them!”

Appar­ently, this adver­ti­sing lan­guage star­ted to get into their heads and it seems that they star­ted to think in terms of kil­ling, brain fry­ing, devas­ta­ting, des­troy­ing and so on. Then there is that nasty word “them” (mea­ning the view­ers, the audience).

I under­stand that youn­ger men like chal­lenges and like to be win­ners. They seem to need the struggle and this lan­guage in the copy encou­ra­ges them to see a per­for­mance as a ‘battle’ with the enemy (the audi­ence) that needs to be won.

Do I like it? No! It is ridi­cu­lous, inap­pro­priate, stu­pid and a ‘brain­wa­shing’ initia­ted by greedy dea­lers who hope to sell more ‘wea­pons’ to their young cus­to­mers by using this language.

As an active per­for­mer for over 35 years, working for real live audi­en­ces, I know I don’t need to ‘kill’ an audi­ence. I also know how to tho­roughly fool and deceive my audi­ence with powerful effects that also enter­tain. No need to fry or kill them.

So please, dea­ler: time to STOP this silly language!